Ways People Would Ruin Weddings In Five Seconds

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mattstaff
Jun 2, 2020 7:00 PM EDT

Someone on AskReddit got a wild thread going about the devious ways that people would go about ruining weddings. If one puts their mind to it, all kinds of chaos can be unleashed with genius effectiveness. Whether it's a completely random objection to the wedding proceedings, playing a bizarre song, or literally eating those little plastic figures off the wedding cake, people really let themselves go on this thread. Some hilarious visual imagery ensued. 

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    Text - beaverskeet • 1d E 2 Awards Pastry Chef here. I used to do a lot of wedding cakes, and would have to move them to wherever the couple wanted it displayed. I always had a fantasy, if I ever decided to quit, walk out, to purposely drop the cake in front of the wedding party and act like it was an accident, and just burst out in tears and storm out, never to be seen again. So to answer your question. Destroy the cake. Or shit on it or something if that's your style. Reply 13.9k ...
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    Text - VillyD • 1d 2 Awards In the middle of the ceremony stand up, interrupt the officiant, and publicly propose to someone else.
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    Text - 3 Awards When they say "You may now kiss the bride" they never specified who may kiss the bride. Reply 14.9k ...
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    Text - aimbot619 • 1d Eat the plastic dolls on top of the cake.
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    White - FishBallGamez • 1d Destroy the Ring
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    Text - LovesTia • 1d Thank the husband for letting me borrow his bride to be last night
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    Text - Lamprophonia • 1d 5 Awards Show up wearing a large, elaborate wedding dress, propose to the best man, cry HARD when I don't get an immediate yes so my makeup runs, spit on the bride, grab and kiss the groom, and run away screaming about how flat the earth is. For the visuals, I am a 36 year old man. Reply 1.5k
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    Text - BLUS-Gaming• 1d 1 Award Quietly stand up and stand next to the bride as she walks up to the altar. Straight face and everything, and refuse to sit down for the entire ceremony. If nothing else, it'll make everyone question who's getting married to who Edit: Wow! My first award!! Thanks! Reply 3.3k ...
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    Text - bertram_sonnenblume • 1d 1 Award Play the Wedding March on kazoo while the couple walks to the altar Reply 234 ...
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    Text - Back2Bach • 1d E 3 3 Awards Bribe the organist with cash to play "The Phantom of the Opera" theme as the bride comes down the aisle.
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    White - Andwhy99 A • 1d propose to the bride Reply 7.7k +3
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    Text - Old_Classroom • 1d My friend literally did that. She yelled that they didn't have the government's permission to marry. The minister was then afraid to go on with the ceremony. The shocking thing was that she was correct. The county clerk was the groom's exwife, and she denied giving them a permit. Our friend the bride had no idea, so she of course was devastated. The sad thing was that before they got the mess straightened out, her father had passed away so he couldn't walk her down the
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    Text - Ron_Fuckin_Swanson • 1d Propose to my date and hijack the reception to be a celebration of our engagement
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    Text - BellatrixLenormal • 1d 2 Awards Play The Rains of Castamere. Reply 3.2k ...
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    Text - SoCaldude421 • 1d Stand on a chair and faceplant into the cake, effectively destroying the cake
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    Text - R3ub3n_Th3_Third • 1d Yell fire. That worked with the graduation
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    White - oatseyhall • 1d I Ross take thee Rachel Reply 1.4k ...
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    Text - Pazlen • 1d Claim the bride is pregnant with your child/you are pregnant with the grooms child. And have 4 seconds left to spare.
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    Text - TheStonedBro • 1d Yell "Bro, isn't she the one you said was hideous?"
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